Warhammer Jokes

[Zeli]

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by: Muhk

3 Orks were lost in the chaos wastes.
Two were intelligent (for Orks), but one was thick as squig dung.
Starving and thirsty, they happened upon a magical oasis, inhabited by a demon, sitting atop a naturally occuring, 'slide' like rock.
"Well now young Orks," said the daemon, "I shall grant you three wishes, one each. Come up here, and as you slide down this magical rock side, shout out what you want and at the bottom you shall have it".
The first Ork climbed the rocks, slid down and yelled "Roasted umie's!" And so at the bottom, ten roated humans were waiting for him to devour.
The next Orke eagerly climbed the rocks, slid down and yelled " andloadsa grog!".
Sure enough, at the bottom were fifty bottles of Grog for him to drink.
The third Ork climbed to the top, slid down and yelled at the top of his lungs; "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

[Zeli]

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by: Wadoon

An orc captain was marching his entire army to attack Karak Eight Peaks, they were passing an old abandoned city when they heard a voice within the ancient city's walls: "One Dwarf is better than ten orc soldiers!"
The captain was enraged and immediatly sent ten of his best troops over the walls while the remainder of the company waited outside.
Then came the sound of a terriffic fight going on, soon all was quiet.
Then the voice spoke again: "One Dwarfen soldier is better than a hundred orc soldiers!"
Well, the captain sent hundred of his best men over the walls. Soon came the sounds of fight and then silence.
The voice spoke up again: "One Dwarfen soldier is better than a thousand orc soldiers!"
The captain was furious. He immediately sent the remainder of his troops over the walls save only himself. There came the sound of a fierce battle, and then silence followed by the sound of a dwarf laughing.
Finally, one lone orc stumbled back from the battle and collapsed at the captains feet. "Speak! What happened?" asked the captain.
The soldier replied with his last breath. "It....was..a trap..there's...TWO...of...them..."

[Veleuk]

LOL silly Orcs. Brains are for humans!

[Molley]

LOL! cute!

[Winin]

Heheh, good one.