Paris Hilton in WoW - shoot me!

[Zeli]

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WoW's very own Haris Pilton
Posted Jan 31, 2007 at 04:07PM by Ryan A.
Listed in: World of Warcraft,
Off Topic Tags: Blizzard, Paris, Azeroth, NPC, raiding, Paris Hilton

Whoever said gamers don't know how to have a life fun is wrong. Except for that French dude who reached level 70 in just 28 hours, WoW players in general are a happy, fun-loving bunch. Was it only the other day when a few players came up with a damage per second calculator? We don't know if you will be using that one but new players certainly would.

Anyway, here's more proof that WoW isn't all about raiding and leveling up. If you visit the World's End Tavern in the Lower City of Shattrath, you'll be seeing a Blizzard-placed NPC modeled in the likeness of Paris Hilton. you may also catch a glimpse of her pet Tinkerbell. To play it safe, the character's name was changed to Haris Pilton.

Haris Pilton - Image 1

Well, we haven't got the chance to meet Pilton yet in Azeroth but if we do, we will talk to her and ask her about her experiences. After some minutes of shallow talk, we might even use that DPS calculator on her. We'll see..

[Tuulah]

They shoulda made her a dwarf....with a beard....and a really UGLY pet.




Oh, and attackable.

[GrilledCheese28 (aka Aruth)]

Check out more here
www.blizzplanet.com/content/669/

[Morg'th N'Throg]

I don't see the draw to her. She's an UGly skank with a capital UG.
To censor myself and make my point, I wouldn't $%&^ her with a stolen $%^.

Morg'th N'Throg

[Zeli]

ooooh mad libs!

You wouldn't clean her with a stolen washcloth!

You wouldn't poke her with a stolen stick!

You wouldn't lick her with a stolen tongue!

You wouldn't poop her with a stolen butt!

This is fun!

[Aberrant]

morgthnthrog said:

I don't see the draw to her. She's an UGly skank with a capital UG.
To censor myself and make my point, I wouldn't $%&^ her with a stolen $%^.

Morg'th N'Throg

I agree! Her face is already beat up. She looks like she has worked in a smokey bar for 25 years.

[Tuulah]

Did you hear she's now suing an Internet site and saying how she's horrifed that someone would go lengths to exploit her and her sister?

Feh.

She and her sister were moving and stuck a bunch of their crap in storage. And then were so brainless that they never paid the bill for said storage. (Out of sight, out of mind, Paris?) After repeated attempts to reach them, the company that owned the storage facility finally auctioned all the junk off, including several discriminating photos and yep, you guessed it, more spicy videotapes, this time, of Paris in a bubble bath. The photos also contained shots of the sisters and their rich friends taking drugs and exposing themselves.

Money can't buy common sense or morals either!

[Zeli]

LMAO She had to rent a storage facility to hold all her skank!

Skank tapes and skank photos must just pour out of her closets dressers at home.

[Morg'th N'Throg]

She makes Grandfather Nurgle flinch.

Morg'th N'Throg