Post by Rer on Apr 7, 2011 13:46:02 GMT -5
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9. Chuck Norris jokes will be replaced with Wedge Antilles facts
9. Chuck Norris jokes will be replaced with Wedge Antilles facts
- Wedge Antilles isn't invincible. Invincibility means being Wedge Antilles.
- Wedge Antilles and Darth Vader once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to be a mouth-breather for the next 10 years.
- When Jabba the Hutt goes to sleep every night, he checks his Rancor pit for Wedge Antilles.
- Luke wanted to know the ways of the Force. The Force wanted to know the ways of Wedge Antilles.
- Gravity is space's way of trying to keep Wedge Antilles away from it.
