WoW Cougar is Caged

[Zeli]

www.inquisitr.com/55215/16-year-old-boy-runs-off-with-42-year-old-world-of-warcraft-soulmate/

So this 16 year-old meets his soulmate in WoW. She is a 40-something mother of 4. Of all the soulmates… but whatever, love is love right? She meets him where he lives in Canada for romanticizing and the authorities there can’t really do anything about it because age of consent in that area is 16. You know from any Multiplaying podcasts with Grok/Brian that anything goes in Canada.

Well, age of consent in this cougar’s hometown is 17 and that is an issue because chat logs were apparently rather sexually explicit and since she did the tempting texting there, she’s in some trouble.

www.thestar.com/news/gta/article/746685--texas-woman-who-had-tryst-with-barrie-teen-arrested-in-houston?bn=1

EDIT : oh yeah, I forgot to mention: she's totally married and she has a history of finding soulmates on in WoW, but in her defense, the kid totally lied about is age. Isn't that like the standard statement for these things?

[Qhoren]

I'm betting the kid didn't send a really clear, in focus picture either. As Oedipus would say, he's got a face only a mother would love.

[Grok]

Given that the kid lives in Barrie, he probably lost his virginity to one of his cousins years ago. There's nothing to do there other than get drunk, fuck and play WoW.